I can’t even remember where I found this or who I got it from, BUT… it cracks me up.
Here’s my confession:
A list of my demerits…
#3… Nope, not much sewing going on over here. Only when absolutely necessary.
#4… I don’t wear an apron (although I really do understand why it would be a good idea) and my clothes often by the end of the day have gotten something on them (note lack of apron).
#6… I am frequently late. In fact, my darling husband brought home a magnet for me that says,”Always late but worth the wait!”
#7… I don’t even own a pair of hose.
#9… I’m sorry, but if you are a heater its only right to share the warmth. Its not my fault that my feet feel like ice.
And on to the merits…
#2… Meals are more likely to be on time if I would take the time to go buy myself a new microwave.
#5… Well, I do have clothes on. I mean, its not like I show up naked or anything.
#12… Hubby and I take turns on sleeping in on the weekends, thank you very much.
So, I won’t say what my final score was but let’s put it this way: total failure! Thank goodness I don’t live in 1939!